Commissioned by Broadly to review Titanic for it’s twentieth anniversary.    “I’d like to also present my list of alternative titles for the film:  - Lovejoy Will Tear Us Apart  - Men Exploit Old Woman’s Trauma For Capitalist Pursuits  - Bougie Mr Clarke From Stranger Things and Daddy Warbucks from Disney’s Annie Mess Everything Up  - Suicide As a Romantic Device  - You’ll Never Want To Go On a Boat Again”

"Cheesy and Misogynistic"

  Commissioned by Broadly to review Titanic for it’s twentieth anniversary.    “I’d like to also present my list of alternative titles for the film:  - Lovejoy Will Tear Us Apart  - Men Exploit Old Woman’s Trauma For Capitalist Pursuits  - Bougie Mr Clarke From Stranger Things and Daddy Warbucks from Disney’s Annie Mess Everything Up  - Suicide As a Romantic Device  - You’ll Never Want To Go On a Boat Again”

Commissioned by Broadly to review Titanic for it’s twentieth anniversary.

“I’d like to also present my list of alternative titles for the film:

- Lovejoy Will Tear Us Apart

- Men Exploit Old Woman’s Trauma For Capitalist Pursuits

- Bougie Mr Clarke From Stranger Things and Daddy Warbucks from Disney’s Annie Mess Everything Up

- Suicide As a Romantic Device

- You’ll Never Want To Go On a Boat Again”